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Guys on tumblr: “I want a girl who can dress up and go out like a lady but who can also chill on the couch in sweatpants and watch Netflix. That’s like my dream girl but they are so hard to find. When I find her #datmywife”

Every woman ever: *Can dress up to leave the house, can also sit on a couch and wear sweatpants, actually does both of these things daily*

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
"I’’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’’m a psychopath."


People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.