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but honestly i just wanna have a threesome…


kids:  hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
me:  well lets see kids
me:  *throws dart at map of the world*
me:  hm
me:  another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean

boodlicious:

I don’t post selfies I post masterpieces

"My mouth can’t translate the things my heart says."
-Jin Akanishi (via ryeou)

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”